Crypto Yo Momma Jokes That Hit Harder Than Gas Fees

At Fight The Shirts, we believe clothes should spark a reaction. Sometimes that reaction is bold, sometimes it’s scandalous, and sometimes it’s just plain funny. And nothing hits like a good old-fashioned “Yo momma” joke—except now with a crypto twist.

 

So grab your favorite tee, sit back, and get ready to laugh at the blockchain’s expense.

Here's 10 Crypto Themed Yo Momma Jokes:

Yo momma so cheap, she tried to right-click save an NFT and bragged she owned it.

Yo momma so broke, her Metamask wallet asks her for gas money.

Yo momma so clueless, she tried to mint an NFT at Kinko’s.

Yo momma so impatient, she sold her Bitcoin for Blockbuster gift cards.

Yo momma so outdated, she still thinks Dogecoin is a dog adoption fee.

Yo momma so messy, she lost her seed phrase and blamed the gardener.

Yo momma so greedy, she tried to stake Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

Yo momma so basic, her entire portfolio is one pixel JPEG.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought HODL was a new yoga pose.

Yo momma so slow, she bought an NFT on layaway.

 

Sure, most of these jokes aren’t printed on our tees (yet... 👀), but that same fearless energy is exactly what inspires our designs at Fight The Shirts. We don’t just do crypto humor—we do bold slogans, scandalous statements, and clean minimalist designs that stand out wherever you wear them. Think of our shirts as the clothing equivalent of a “yo momma” joke: simple, sharp, and guaranteed to spark a reaction.

 

Just 'cause I love dumb jokes, here's some more: 

Yo momma so unlucky, she bought the top of every bull run.

Yo momma so slow, by the time she staked her coins, the APR was gone.

Yo momma so clueless about crypto, she went to Spirit Halloween asking if they sold a Metamask.

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to send Bitcoin to an email address.

Yo momma so broke, her OpenSea cart is just screenshots.

Yo momma so old, she mined Bitcoin with an abacus.

Yo momma so clueless, she thought DeFi was a new boy band.

Yo momma so broke, she tried to stake ramen noodles for yield.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought cold storage meant the freezer.

Yo momma so cheap, she tried to swap tokens at a Coinstar machine.

Yo momma so old-school, she tried to write her seed phrase on a floppy disk.

If you laughed at any of these, you’ll love what we put on shirts.  Check us out at www.FightTheShirts.com